Writing

NEW -Painted Bride Quarterly. Two poems: "False Prophets" and "Miss You All Fucking Ready."

I just found out that my poem "Altitude Sickness at the Folk Art Museum" won 2nd place in The South Carolina Review's 2010 Poetry Contest! Woo hoo! Thanks so much to The South Carolina Review and the super duper awesome Matthew Dickman!

"Watching the Cake Fall" appears in Margie, Vol. 8.

"Silence as Thick as Canned Frosting" appears in Knock #12: The Ex Issue.

"Freedom is a Big Wheel" appears in the Santa Clara Review (vol. 96, no. 2).

"Corrupted by Baseball" and "Do It Now" appear in the Summer 2009 edition of Oranges and Sardines, along with a really bad picture of me. I almost didn't post a link because of how much I disliked the photo, but then I told myself hey, this is a literary magazine, not Vogue, so suck it up. You can also purchase a hard copy via Amazon. If you'd like to visit my dessert Web site, click here.

"Don't Be Absurd" and "Dali is Creepy" appear in issue 25 of the In Posse Review.

"Ivy League Reality Check" appears in the Nov/Dec issue of The Rambler.

"People Fuck as Fast as they Drive" appears in In Our Own Words, Volume 7. (No comments from the peanut gallery.)

The Cortland Review. Read some poems that I wrote or listen to me read them. You can even do both at the same time, if you want. Or maybe you want to skip the whole thing all together. It's completely up to you!

Two poems, "The Disappointment of Sleeping with Your Fantasy" and "Bad Date Residue," are now available in the new issue of Nerve Cowboy (#22). Yee haw!